Auditory Outhouse #27

Well. it's that time of the month again. We must crown a new Outhouse Hero, and this time, one pair of kids stood above the rest. Congratulations go out to Rob and Cole, great job guys!

Rob and Cole, the hosts of wacky world wide webshow The Rob and Cole Show, are a dynamic duo pushing the envelope of online entertainment. It's a barrel o' laffs. From Hide 'n' Seek to Would You Rather? Rob and Cole will have you rolling on the floor with laughter (rotfwl). Check out some of their fine work:

If you want to be the center of attention among your friends, you should acquire some mad yo-yo skills.

People love a good yo-yoer.

Here's a video to help you get started:

Also, remember:

If you want to look really cool, use your yo-yo while wearing a painted turtle t-shirt. Badass.

-JS

One of my favourite hobbies is watching infomercials. From Ron Popeil to Mr T, infomercials have made stars out of regular people like you and T.

George Foreman was very popular for a few years on TV, and I wondered what he had been up to since releasing his Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine aka The George Foreman Grill.

3 easy payments and 1 complicated payment - Mitch Hedberg

Well, just last night, I saw him back on the small screen, promoting a new product called The Angry Shovel:

I'll kills ya!

Here's what you can do with it:

I'm not sure how much it costs, but it seems well worth it.

-JS

Stream: Podomatic
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• Financial Watercooler Talk w/ George Jamerson
  
• Sigmund Freud's Robotic Android
• The Bird Show: Top 40 Bird Song Countdown
  
• The Little Foot Fetish Shop of Horrors
• WLUV's The White Shaft
• The Rob and Cole Show (youtube.com/therobandcoleshow)
• Bill Gates Builds A Gate

Those who know me well, know that I was "blessed" with a birth defect.

Can you spot the deformity?

From birth, not only were most of my teeth missing, I also had a heart malfunction. Below is an actual picture of my heart. That's how screwed up it is!

And that, my friends, is the reason I live in a shoe.

-JS

Do you have what it takes to travel through space and time?

NASA's website states that in order to be cleared for a mission, you must qualify under three categories:

1. Are you smart?

Glasses are a sign of intelligence.

2. Are you handsome?

Wavy hair is a sign of handsomeness.

3. Do you have big ears?

Big ears is a sign of big ears.

If you answered Yes to all 3 questions, you are qualified to be a Spacenaut.

Go forth and multiply throughout the cosmos!

-JS

The fifth and final installment of Youtube Baggage is here, for the rest click here.

...but for now I'd like to buy a vowel.

HEYOOOOOO!
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Well, you know I hate to refer to people with Asperger's Syndrome as 'Aspies', but when in Rome...
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Tic Tacs?
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Yes, I too would rather be mentally retarded as opposed to being from a different ethnicity or racial background. It's just good common sense.

Furious George: Facebook Predator Pt. 5 - I've got an app for ya...in my pants.

If you use facebook at all, you have to spend at least 2-3 minutes a day clearing out your inbox of messages from people who want you to try every new application from SuperPoke to ExtraPoke to PokeThis.

Our very own in-house facebook predator George Hagel has a unique way of dealing with such spam. He engages them using his strongest muscle...his loins:


You better damn well believe George will "cum" join your kingdom. Knowwhaimsaying?

Of course, as always, persistence is the key:

OH NO! She's onto George's trail.

Or is she really?

George is a master of many disguises, and a quick thinker to boot:

And thus ends our 5 part mini-series with George. We hope you've learned a thing or two about hunting tail on the net, and we'll see you out there on the prowl.

-JS

There's a park nearby that I enjoy frisbeein' at.

I always see a nice-looking old man sitting on a bench feeding birds.

The birds seem to enjoy his company.

Sometimes they will strike up a conversation, debating which bird songs are the best.

Is there really any doubt which bird song is the best?

It's clearly Kenny G's 'Song Bird':

Ahhhh...that takes me back to every strip mall I've ever been to.

Top that! You stupid owl!

-JS

Here's Episode 2 from my short-lived late night comedy show hosted from my apartment: