It's the end of the month, and you know what that means...rent is due.
Also, it's time to give out ao27.com's prestigious Outhouse Hero Award for the month of June 2009.
This month's winner is...UNORGANIZED RELIGION!
A couple months ago, I was channel flipping through the six channels I get through my rabbit ears hookup when I got drawn into the world of unorganized religion.
If you find the major religions too strict, boring, or lacking that certain something or je ne sais quoi, the CTS weekend schedule is chock-full of new fake religions with that new fake religion smell.
Take for example Apostle A. Lobban's 'The Greater Bethlehem Deliverance Ministry":
Apparently, yelling is the only way god will hear their prayers.
Now if you'd actually like to get into heaven, you could join Rhema Christian Ministries, where priests throw down funky dance moves while re-creating every scene from the award-winning "Friday the 13th" motion picture series:
Fake churches, fake leaders, congratulations and keep up the good fight, you truly are Outhouse Heroes!
-JS
-JS
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