I've always wondered why Jews don't eat pork.
A good friend of mine told me that it's because pigs are extremely intelligent.
He also said that not only are they really smart, they are also superb musicians.
Oinky in the Key of G minor.
The proofs:
I think I may stop eating pork too, at the risk of killing another Piggy Van Halen.


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