Thursdays are always pizza nights at my house.
My favourite pizza company to order from is Undead Pizza, because they always have quick delivery.
The living undead could care less for red lights and stop signs.
What do they have to lose?
I usually order three cheese and avocado pizzas.
The delivery guy charges $21.50, but I usually give him a tip since he's trying to save up for a face lift.
Undead Pizza delivery guys care about their looks.
I always take the pizza to the dining room. My girlfriend and I enjoy eating there.
What's the moral of the story?
Well, I like cheese and avocado pizza:
Mmmmm-mmm.
But my girlfriend loves it:
Also enjoys wearing sweatpants.
-JS
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