Right, well the results from the Joke Contest came out recently.
I'd like to say that being in contention was an honour within itslef. The competition was stiff to say the least. Teenage mothers, janitors, the unemployed, and many crackwhores were in it for the big prize: a week's stay at a faboulous lake-side rehabilition facility!
When I last left off, Neil was about to test my joke in front of a live crowd. Unfortunately, it did not go over so well. Mr. Hamburger was fortunate to escape with only minor bruises from errant beer bottles.
Needless to say, it wasn't a winner after all. My dreams of being a joke writing scab vanished into thin air over night. Had I known that the jokes were supposed to be funny, I think I could have done a lot better.
Yet another crushing defeat in the life of an amateur comedian.
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On the positive side of things, Neil did confirm that he will be headed up here to the nation's capital, beautiful Ottawa, Ontario, later on in '08. I strongly recommend everyone go out to see the show. For a mere 23 cents a pound, how can you afford NOT to go?
Check out Neil's myspace here at America's Funnyman