Do you have what it takes to travel through space and time?
NASA's website states that in order to be cleared for a mission, you must qualify under three categories:
1. Are you smart?
Glasses are a sign of intelligence.
2. Are you handsome?
Wavy hair is a sign of handsomeness.
3. Do you have big ears?
Big ears is a sign of big ears.
If you answered Yes to all 3 questions, you are qualified to be a Spacenaut.
Go forth and multiply throughout the cosmos!
-JS
The fifth and final installment of Youtube Baggage is here, for the rest click here.
...but for now I'd like to buy a vowel.
HEYOOOOOO!
Well, you know I hate to refer to people with Asperger's Syndrome as 'Aspies', but when in Rome...
Tic Tacs?
Yes, I too would rather be mentally retarded as opposed to being from a different ethnicity or racial background. It's just good common sense.Furious George: Facebook Predator Pt. 5 - I've got an app for ya...in my pants.
If you use facebook at all, you have to spend at least 2-3 minutes a day clearing out your inbox of messages from people who want you to try every new application from SuperPoke to ExtraPoke to PokeThis.
Our very own in-house facebook predator George Hagel has a unique way of dealing with such spam. He engages them using his strongest muscle...his loins:
You better damn well believe George will "cum" join your kingdom. Knowwhaimsaying?
Of course, as always, persistence is the key:
And thus ends our 5 part mini-series with George. We hope you've learned a thing or two about hunting tail on the net, and we'll see you out there on the prowl.There's a park nearby that I enjoy frisbeein' at.
I always see a nice-looking old man sitting on a bench feeding birds.
The birds seem to enjoy his company.
Sometimes they will strike up a conversation, debating which bird songs are the best.
Is there really any doubt which bird song is the best?
It's clearly Kenny G's 'Song Bird':
Ahhhh...that takes me back to every strip mall I've ever been to.
Top that! You stupid owl!
-JS
Here's Episode 2 from my short-lived late night comedy show hosted from my apartment:
